Me - "Welcome to Health Insurance Inc, how can I help you?"

Stupid Customer - "My husband had a fatal heart attack last night, I'm calling in to check how to claim on that"

Me - "Oh, I'm very sorry to hear about that!"

Stupid Customer - "Oh that's ok love, he was ok after they got him to the hospital , he's even talking about heading out for a round of golf over the weekend!"

What is this, Weekend at Bernies or something lol