Me - "Welcome to Health Insurance Inc, how may I help you?"

Stupid Customer - "Yeah, so I need you to tell me how much I got left to claim on chrio"

Me - "Sure no problems, I'll just have a look for you sir"

*as I'm bringing up his balance...*

Stupid Customer - "You know, can I just say, for, you know, feedback...I think it's pretty rude to call people so early in the morning for this kind of sh*t"

Me - "I'm...sorry sir? You actually called us?"

Stupid Customer - "Bullsh*t! No I didn't!"

Me - "Uh...yes sir, you actually did?"

Stupid Customer - "You're such a f*cking liar" *CLICK*

O....kaaaaay then???