The scary thing about this post? This is NOT the first time this has happened...

Me - "Welcome to Health Insurance Inc, how can I help you?"

Stupid Customer - "Hi, can I please have your phone number?"

Me - "Sure sir, which phone number were you after, was it for one of our branches?"

Stupid Customer - "Branches? Nah, I need the phone number for the call centre"

Me - "Oh, well we only have the one call centre sir, it's just us here"

Stupid Customer - "Yeah. What's your number please?"

Me - "Um...well...you just called it sir"

Stupid Customer - "Oh. Yeah"   *CLICK*