Stupid Customer - "How much is your trampoline hire?"

Me - "Oh, I'm sorry, you've called the wrong number. This is Health Insurance Inc."

Stupid Customer - "Huh? Look I just need to know the cost of your trampoline hire. It's my son's birthday this weekend"

Me - "We don't do trampoline hire. We do health insurance. Health insurance only. No trampolines"

Stupid Customers - "Okay.......... but I just need to know how much it costs. It's my son's birthday this weekend, and we need to hire a trampoline. The one with the net around it"

Me - "Ok. I'm really sorry, but you have called the wrong number. We do not do tramopline hire"

Stupid Customer - *SIGH* "Fine! I'll just try again later then!" *Click*

Wow.