Me - "Welcome to Health Insurance Inc, how may I help you?"

Stupid Customer - "Hi!"

Me - "Hello. How can I help you"

Stupid Customer - "How are you?"

Me - "Good thanks. How are you?"

Stupid Customer - "Good, good"

***silence***

Me - "How can I help you today?"

Stupid Customer - "Hows your day been?"

Me - "Good. How about yours?"

Stupid Customer - "Yeah pretty good, pretty good"

***silence***

Me - "So...how can I help you?"

Stupid Customer - "Hows the weather there?"

Me - "It started out nice and sunny, but I can see storm clouds brewing on the horizon....."

Stupid Customer - "Just some claim forms please"

Me - "Done and done"